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- Not sure how to defend yourself against a Zombie attack?
- Want to ensure you dont become a Zombie?
- Where do Zombies come from ?
Senior Zombie Consultant Herr Otto Abendröth answers these and other potentially life saving questions here.
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Well you can if you really want but you’ll find that you wake up a Zombie yourself!
This is the viral strain that can turn perfectly normal people into flesh eating Zombies
Check out what zombievirus.org have to say about this
Here’s a much more authoritative reference on this subject:
From the Haitian Creole word zonbi which describes an animated corpse resurrected by mystical means, such as witchcraft
Yes in the sense that before becoming Zombies the person (or animal) was of a particular gender. As Zombies don’t procreate tho’ there really is not need for male and female Zombies to be getting together to make babies… So… they have residual (ie pre-existing) gender characteristics from their pre-Zombie existence – does that count as Zombie gender though ? Hmm interesting…
..err do you mean before they eat your brain or after !!?
Perhaps the horrific stench might give them away?
What about the lurching unco movements?
The menacing pursuit of humans?
Its subtle but if you observe carefully you’ll notice the difference… If you live long enough!
Just human brains.
…although I’ve seen reports of Zombie animals so it sounds like there might be a bit of Zombie diet indiscretion going on too…
Zombies are not sophisticated creatures. While they were previously human like you and I – well you anyway – the Zombie virus has stripped all of that human-ness away leaving a barren shell with only one purpose – that is to eat human brains.
Sorry I got a bit distracted there… Yes well getting back to the question:
Zombies don’t and can’t understand the concept of ‘hanging out’ – not in any social context.
Entertainment? No this is to part of the Zombie psyche.
Well yeah Duh!
..and unless you would like to live on for eternity in a wretched smelly body, with your only capability of expressing a primitive grunting noise and poorly coordinated gestures then you had better hope you see any Zombies coming at you!
In a word.. No
Zombies hunger after living humans, and dont like the rotten flesh of their fellow Zombies. They can also smell the decaying flesh of other zombies, and then smell the preferred fresh flesh of living humans.