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Are Zombies social beings?

Sorry but we are still researching this FAQ. No we didn’t know the answer so get over it! What’s your problem? We’ll post the answer once our Zombie research team have a creditable answer.

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Do Zombies kill each other?

In a word.. No Zombies hunger after living humans, and dont like the rotten flesh of their fellow Zombies. They can also smell the decaying flesh of other zombies, and then smell the preferred fresh flesh of living humans.  

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Can anyone see Zombies?

Well yeah Duh! ..and unless you would like to live on for eternity in a wretched smelly body, with your only capability of expressing a primitive grunting noise and poorly coordinated gestures then you had better hope you see any … Continue reading

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Where do Zombies like to hangout?

Zombies are not sophisticated creatures. While they were previously human like you and I – well you anyway – the Zombie virus has stripped all of that human-ness away leaving a barren shell with only one purpose – that is … Continue reading

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Do Zombies have to rest or sleep?

Jeez I dunno. Where do you get these tough questions ? Here’s what they say about Zombie sleep over at Zombie Research Society… I wonder if there’s Zombie nursery rhymes too ?

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Do Zombies eat and drink?

Just human brains. …although I’ve seen reports of Zombie animals so it sounds like there might be a bit of Zombie diet indiscretion going on too…

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Are there Zombie commanders?

Sorry but we are still researching this FAQ. No we didn’t know the answer so get over it! What’s your problem? We’ll post the answer once our Zombie research team have a creditable answer.

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How do I know if someone is a Zombie

..err do you mean before they eat your brain or after !!? Perhaps the horrific stench might give them away? What about the lurching unco movements? The moaning? The menacing pursuit of humans? Its subtle but if you observe carefully you’ll notice the difference… If … Continue reading

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Are there male and female Zombies?

Yes in the sense that before becoming Zombies the person (or animal) was of a particular gender. As Zombies don’t procreate tho’ there really is not need for male and female Zombies to be getting together to make babies… So… they have … Continue reading

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How did Zombies start?

Here’s a much more authoritative reference on this subject: Wikipedia  From the Haitian Creole word zonbi which describes an animated corpse resurrected by mystical means, such as witchcraft

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